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- Real programmers use copy con program.exe
- This tagline borrowed by QCom Mail Processor!
- Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!!!
- ...On borrowed time (+30 m. in Newfoundland)
- I need a program that prints "hello world"...
- So how DO they get Teflon to stick to the pans?
- Well, I did a backup three weeks ago...
- On the 10 Year Plan at Southern Tec...
- Tagless messages just look naked somehow...
- If Vegitarians eat vegtables,....Beware of humanitarians.
- Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
- It doesn't work, but it looks pretty.
- Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake.
- Guns don't kill people. Moderators kill people.
- Windows magic turns an 386 into a 8088.
- By many words wit is exhausted.
- That's fine in practice,it'll never work in theory.
- Not tonight, dear.......I have a ... modem
- Life is too short to learn Word Perfect.
- A code in my nose? I must be a programmer.
- C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry.
- No no! Don't hit that butt#^%@!<CLICK> NO CARRIER
- Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
- Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
- REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Universe Unrecoverable.
- A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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